federal congressman btw 💀

sit-back-and-enjoy

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Broke: The Democrats ordered the assassination attempt cause they’re scared of Trump.

    Woke: The Republicans staged the assassination attempt.

    Bespoke: The Democrats staged the assassination attempt so some right-winger kills Brandon out of revenge and they can finally replace him.