MelaniaTrump [undecided]

when his search history is “rfk jr seed oiled up”

Haiti has that “when YT shows up jogging in your neighborhood and rents about to go up” energy

Can’t wait to buy my RFK Jr “Live, laugh, trip” Pfizer pill at Target

democrats are going to learn absolutely nothing from this situation lol

Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chair Jaime Harrison on Thursday responded to Sen. Bernie Sanders’s (I-Vt.) accusations that the party has abandoned the working class, contributing to its loss of the White House and Senate on Election Day.

“This is straight up BS,” Harrison wrote

“Biden was the most-pro worker President of my life time- saved Union pensions, created millions of good paying jobs and even marched in a picket line and some of MVP’s plans would have fundamentally transformed the quality of life and closed the racial wealth gap for working people across this country,” he wrote, referring to Vice President Harris.

Holy piggy poop balls - how brain wormed do you have to be to write this? Yeah the guy that broke the railroad strike, only raised federal contractor minimum wage to $15, failed to pass the PRO act for union reform, and failed to pass gig worker protection was pro-worker. Fuck off.

They get exactly everything that is coming to them.

Jesus, you weren’t kidding. Blue MAGA strikes again.

And they’ll continue to lose until they figure out how to listen to the obvious. Last night started to show the core DNC electorate drifting away. Hopefully a true leftist movement will emerge.

He’s going to inflate the fuck out of the economy. It’s going to be hilarious to watch chuds backtrack on the inflation argument (“at least we’re not in a recession” or whatever drivel they come up with) in a year.

Piggy Poop '28

That brings us to the third obstacle: Harris’s own record. While running for president in 2019, Harris embraced a set of very progressive policy positions that Democrats now view as politically toxic

Vox posted basically exactly what you’re saying this morning.

folks, Sunday brunch is cancelled until further notice

hey listen here jack we gave $300 billion to the semiconductor industry and $100s of billions to other political business allies while you struggled at the grocery store. why aren’t you voting for ol Skibidi Biden

The Door county lore is strong.

Harris is leading in Door County, WI with 95% reported in. This bellwether has predicted the outcome in WI in every election since '96.

For sale: one coconut tree. Never used.

CNN released its first glimpse of the 2024 election results a little after 5 p.m. ET Tuesday. Exit polling is expected to shift throughout the night as more responses are collected.

In the poll, 43 percent of voters said they are “dissatisfied” with “the way things are going in the United States.” Another 29 percent said they feel “angry.”

You’d think after 236 years of pointless voting, everyone would have learned their lesson.

Imagine spending $15 billion on a presidential election cycle only to construct a Rube Goldberg machine that basically does a coin flip to elect the next president.

The power of prayer.

Same. Lurking on the official John Kerry forums that he set up in 2004 was glorious.

gotta burn fuel just to get more fuel. Zeno’s paradox but capitalistic economic collapse