• Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Camacho@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m French Canadian. A friend of mine lives in Paris. I go to Paris fairly often. When I’m there, I speak exclusively English to anyone I don’t know.

    If I speak French, my god damn native tongue, they either make sure to tell me my accent is horrendous or they reply in German. In either case, they take this condescending tone… You know the one.

    When I speak English, not only do I have the upper hand on the language, but they don’t know I can understand them perfectly. Win win for me.

    Vous êtes chiants, les Parisiens.

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      In France they are known for this thing with their language where anything that doesn’t sound like parisine french they call it “patois” (I think I wrote it correctly?). You probably won’t have this problem if you go to the south of France.

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      The funny part is that quebecois split off of Classical French, and the bastardized version they speak in France now is farther away from classical than quebecois.

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      All those people online with their anecdotes agreeing with what you wrote, yet my experience has been the complete opposite. I think the problem is Americans being insufferable assholes, and the French not letting that fly as much as other countries.

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      I’m French and foreign languages are one of my hobbies. I’m proficient in English and Spanish. I can at a lower level speak some Russian, German, Czech, and Italian.

      Imho the fault lies in our education system which puts a heavy accent on STEM studies and tends to treat anything outside of that as lesser subjects.

      Also from anecdotal evidence the younger generations are quite better than the older ones.

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        Exactly how heavy is the accent? And are we talking parisian or quebecois?

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        I stayed at an AirBnb let by a lovely couple a few years back. It’s mostly a meme with just a kernel of anecdotal truth.

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Depends. They also like to watch you to awkwardly stammer through your hardly recognizable French sentence just to reply in perfect English (or even your mother tongue in border regions).

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        My favourite is when they ignore you when you speak English (which isn’t even your native language either, just the most likely language to be understood by both parties), then when you speak bad French, they reply on even worse English. Bonus points for those that do it to tourists in France and as tourists in other counties (both have happened to me but ofc I can’t know if the same person would do both).

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      Germany’s 2nd most spoken language is English, by 32% of the population.

      Germany’s 3rd most spoken language is French, by 9% of the population.

      France’s 2nd most spoken language is English, by 24% of the population.

      France’s 3rd most spoken language is Spanish, by 9% of the population.

      UK’s 2nd most spoken language is French, by 16% of the population.

      UK’s 3rd most spoken language is German, by 5% of the population.

      Source: https://languageknowledge.eu/

      While you could say that France is a bit behind the curve in comparison with most other Northern European countries, native English speakers are far worse at learning any other language. I’m not even French, but the circle-jerk English speaking communities have about French people sometimes gets pretty embarrassing.

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        As someone from the UK, I absolutely do not think that 13% of the population can speak French to an acceptable level. I’d go as far as to say that 13% of the population can barely speak English to an understandable level…

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        It says a ton about the people who liked this meme that actual language data is getting downvoted. Racism doesn’t care about facts.

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          The simplest fact is, it’s xenophobia, not racism

          Edit - I don’t mean the comment is xenophobic, I mean it’s not racism if it’s about nationality

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        The point is precisely that they are very capable and do speak the language, but they sometimes refuse to.

        And yes, it’s also a meme.

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    I once turned down a really good job offer because it would have meant having to listen to French people try to speak English.

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      Were you being paid to watch that episode of The IT Crowd where they call French tech support?

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    ⚠️🚫☠️🤢fr*nch🤮☣️🚫⚠️ ₗₐₙ₉ᵤₐ₉ₑ, ₑᵥₑᵣᵧ բᵣₑₙ꜀ₕ ₚₑᵣₛₒₙ ᵢ’ᵥₑ ₘₑₜ ᵥᵥₐₛ ꜀ₒₒₗ

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      Ive had to drive through quebec so many times. My french isn’t the best but i will try and communicate with someone for either food or directions. It blows my mind at how some people can just tell you are english and then they stop talking to you or they get this disgusting look on their face.

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        I live very close to the Quebec border and I’ve never once in my life experienced this. My French isn’t all that great and not once did a Québécois give me a hard time. If anything they were super patient and were happy to see an Ontarian do their best to speak the language.

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        Lol. That’s really hard to believe. The main complain I’ve heard was that people will actually switch to english when they can tell you speak english, making it impossible to practice. But hey, we live in the world’s most friendly country, where everyone is welcome (except those disgusting natives and french canadian, /s).

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      Woking with people from southern Europe (seen from Sweden), sadly a lot. Belgians, Luxemburgians, French (🤢), Swiss, and the list continues.

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          It definitely is not a joke - their inability and refusal to make themselves understood is a real problem.

          The only solution is to boycott them all and dig out their countries and separate them from the rest of Europe (/s)

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        Just translate the lines in German and Italian*. Also the thing about the “best” contribution is clearly blatantly racist.

        Edit because clearly my original comment which was removed hit home for the mod, it said you’re all fucking racist. Cope.

        Another edit to show how incredibly racist you all are:

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      I actually like French as a language. But, like German humor, apparently France is no laughing matter.

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        It’s not the laughing about France that gets me, it’s the over-generalization about all French people from a few encounters with shitty people. Every country has people like that.

        Yet all I see is hate, probably a result of gullible people guzzling propaganda from the US after France refused to help in the 2003 Iraq war.

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          Yet all I see is hate, probably a result of gullible people guzzling propaganda from the US after France refused to help in the 2003 Iraq war.

          Lord.

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            Wouldn’t expect you to understand, they don’t teach you about propaganda in American history lessons.

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              If you think the stereotype of French haughtiness doesn’t predate 2003, I don’t know what to tell you.

              Using the ‘uneducated American’ stereotype doesn’t really help your case. At all.

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                  So you dislike stereotypes only when they’re used about you.

                  No, I’m pointing out hypocrisy.

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    Fun fact : if you write french with the last grammar modernization, and with the gender minority inclusivity, you could being correct AND pissed off a lot of french speaker.