You just made me wonder if I owned anything that was older than Biden.

I struggled to think of anything for a hot minute, but remembered my great grandmother passing me down her antique mirror.

Problem is that I don’t know when she got it and I think she was born some time in the 1920s, so I think it’s likely I don’t have anything older than our fucking corpse emperor.

Edit: technically I have some quartz geodes but they got set up for display a few decades ago.