Japanese snow monkey
This is what we’re calling white weaboos now
Ohshit it’s
He’s halfway through Animorphing into an American flag
I’ve never seen a white guy this red before in my life.
Clearly you’ve never visited the American rural south in the months of basically April to June
The reddest, most skin-peeling-off, barbed wire on the bicep having people on earth
Clearly you’ve never visited the American rural south
And I never fucking will.
Fair
There’s really nothing redeeming
I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white (or sunburn-red)… it’s probably cool. I haven’t been in like 20 years despite half my family being down there. Can’t say I’m missing much. Mostly just a miserably hot, humid, hellscape of racists
I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white
Despite ticking all the boxes I still fucking won’t.
Red mad and nude online.
He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:
“Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them…I don’t want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things”
You don’t fool me that’s Guy Fieri before he gets ready to be on TV.
Japanese
How of you, he clearly devolved into a “macaco ingles”
Q: ARE WE NOT MEN?
See also Cacajao calvus aka “english monkey”
he was cursed by the evil fox deity that inhabits rupert murdoch’s corpse
That’s not how evolution works!
Also more importantly, do Japanese Snow Monkeys always look like that, or is it because they’ve spent too long in a hot spring? I have never seen one outside of a hot spring.
they always look like that
Devolution, which is a distinct and separate process from evolution. Checkmate, adaptationists!
Macaque Attack
He is one brown t-shirt away from being Neapolitan