Egon [they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 months agoBit idea: Leftist who misheard "dialectics" as "dialects" and now they think socialism is when you speak in a funny accentmessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down10
arrow-up194arrow-down1message-squareBit idea: Leftist who misheard "dialectics" as "dialects" and now they think socialism is when you speak in a funny accentEgon [they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareLemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-25 months ago If elected president/prime minister, I will have the English speak in Irish English and Scots… French people will speak Occitan Italians will speak Sicilian (Yes, I know, the two aren’t dialects, but fuck em, if they insist its a dialect, then its a dialect they will speak) Americans will speak Miami, Chicano, California and Texano English, depending on which latitude My presidential theme song is “the News Frae Moidart”
If elected president/prime minister, I will have the English speak in Irish English and Scots…
French people will speak Occitan
Italians will speak Sicilian (Yes, I know, the two aren’t dialects, but fuck em, if they insist its a dialect, then its a dialect they will speak)
Americans will speak Miami, Chicano, California and Texano English, depending on which latitude
My presidential theme song is “the News Frae Moidart”