- cross-posted to:
- funny@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- funny@sh.itjust.works
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
He asked calmly.
dumbledore asked calmly
I was thinking “ur a wizard 'arry! You piece of shit!”
Hakunah matata you piece of shit
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?
It’s Morbin’ time you piece of shit!
I AM NO MAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT
With great power comes great responsibility, you piece of shit.
You’re a wizard, Harry.
You piece of shit.
I did not hit her! Oh hi, Mark, you piece of shit
Dillon, you son of a removed you piece of shit!
You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you, you piece of shit!
Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind – that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution – but from annihilation.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore you piece of shit
Keep the change, you filthy animal, you piece of $h!7
That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die you piece of shit!