LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoAlex Jones agrees to liquidates assetswww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: chapotraphouse@hexbear.netnews@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.world
arrow-up1114arrow-down1external-linkAlex Jones agrees to liquidates assetswww.cnn.comLENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: chapotraphouse@hexbear.netnews@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.world
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·7 months agoCan we also liquidate Alex Jones while we’re at it?
minus-squarespace_comrade [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·7 months agoPreferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants.
minus-squareTorenico [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·7 months agoWe should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air
minus-squarejack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agothis dude is definitely made mostly of prions
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoOh that’s exactly what I meant by my phrasing There’s lots of woodchippers out there Or we could just get a really big blender
minus-squareLENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 months agoI’ll do it by hand. For free!
minus-squareanonochronomus [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoFeet first.
minus-squareOutdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agoNah I don’t want brain force in my beans
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoSoylent Green is people! Soybean Green is Alex Jones!
Can we also liquidate Alex Jones while we’re at it?
Preferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants.
We should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air
this dude is definitely made mostly of prions
Oh that’s exactly what I meant by my phrasing
There’s lots of woodchippers out there
Or we could just get a really big blender
I’ll do it by hand. For free!
Feet first.
Nah I don’t want brain force in my beans
Soylent Green is people!Soybean Green is Alex Jones!