Delta_V@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agoNew President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Borderwww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1453arrow-down16
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minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·4 months agoIt would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out. Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun. I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right. “I wanted a wall but not against me!”
minus-squarethejoker954@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoSomehow Mexico’s wall would be racist and an affront to American “Freedoms”. The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.
minus-squareeran_morad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-24 months agoIrony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoHow many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?
minus-squareGuy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 months agoI think we need some cartels…
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 months agoThe cartels aren’t assassinating people that don’t fight political corruption.
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoWell, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too
minus-squareGuy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoJournalists… maybe… but the rest of this makes them sound pretty mean.
It would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out.
Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun.
I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right.
“I wanted a wall but not against me!”
Somehow Mexico’s wall would be racist and an affront to American “Freedoms”.
The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.
Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.
How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?
I think we need some cartels…
The cartels aren’t assassinating people that don’t fight political corruption.
Well, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too
Journalists… maybe… but the rest of this makes them sound pretty mean.