Hopefully this will light a fire under the proposal to break up its monopoly, I’m not hopeful about it but that would be a very easy win for pretty much any politician up for reelection. Ticketmaster being the fucking worst is about as close as we have to bipartisan agreement on any issue. Definitely not 100% of “both sides” and I’m sure TM is lobbying their dicks off to get that killed. But this might be a bone they toss us this cycle
Ticketmaster isn’t going to suffer from this, only its customers, as always.
Hopefully this will light a fire under the proposal to break up its monopoly, I’m not hopeful about it but that would be a very easy win for pretty much any politician up for reelection. Ticketmaster being the fucking worst is about as close as we have to bipartisan agreement on any issue. Definitely not 100% of “both sides” and I’m sure TM is lobbying their dicks off to get that killed. But this might be a bone they toss us this cycle
Hacker surcharge=14%
Let’s rather call it “Decentralized Backup fee” .
“Blockchain Decryption Surcharge”
I’m sure you’ll get 3% off service fees on your next purchase from the class action suit.
Last time they lost a lawsuit, I got a small coupon off of “select events” on “select dates,” none of which were of any interest to me.
I’m assuming they’ll have to cough up a little more this time and just kick me directly in the groin instead.
That reminds me, Zuckerberg owes me $13
It’s cool bro, he’s good for it.
3% off service fee.
New 10% surcharge for additional Security.
We might get like $3 in credit tho.
That will almost cover the $5 “we’ve been hacked” fee.
On a concert we don’t want to go to in a city three hours away only on the second Tuesday of next Smarch.