• undergroundoverground@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    You know what else you don’t hear

    “What, that place? That one right there? Yeah, that place is like heaven on earth.”

    Never, but you hear the opposite all the time.

    More, so, you’ll often hear people caught doing something wrong claim that the devil made them do it or that something bad is the devils work.

    You know why?

    Because the devil is busy

    Imagine they swapped jobs and, instead, we had a devil we never heard anything from and a busy ass god making heaven on earth all over the place.

    • SturgiesYrFase
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      8 months ago

      I had to lock the cat in. I’ve been home for less than an hour, and the little bastard has gone in and out 6 times. It’s pissing of rain, and he goes out, gets soaked, comes in and yells until I dry him off…the goes right back out…
      Like, buddy, I appreciate your plight, but I can’t turn off the sky leak…

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      8 months ago

      and when it stays inside it can never decide whether to be alive or dead

  • YungOnions@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    You won’t admit you love me and so, how am I ever to know? You only tell me, “Purghaps, purghaps, purghaps”