• bruhbeans
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        7 months ago

        I’m old, so I compare it to the bottom shelves at Blockbuster

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    I knew this was The Onion because the title promised Netflix released “a few good shows recently”.

    All Netflix does these days is constantly change the thumbnails of old shows to trick users into thinking they are new.

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      7 months ago

      Titles too now. I watched a bit of anime on Netflix recently, and besides trying to shove all their anime down my throat now, I even got recommended a show I had already watched, but with its Japanese title.

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    7 months ago

    Once again predicting actual future news.

    Whatever happened to the scruffy unhoused looking candidate who wore a boot on his head, anyway? Maybe he could make a comeback and split the “none of these asshats give a shit about me, anyway” voting block…

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    7 months ago

    I got a bit confused at first but then read the name of the community. Lol

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Both the source of all your individual problems and lead of the administration that does so many good things that you don’t give two seconds of thought to…

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    7 months ago

    He’ll be there to support you all as you complain about the size of the snack foods you’re eating as you watch those shows. He really has everyone’s best interests in mind\s.