Southern Water wants to increase its bills by £436 a year, but is not expected to get approval.
  • GreatAlbatross@feddit.ukMEnglish
    21·
    6 months ago

    I’ve previously advocated for the the first 1000L of any sewage runoff to be directed through executive’s houses.

    • Zip2@feddit.ukEnglish
      8·
      6 months ago

      Now that is a nice idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that just forces them into their holiday homes abroad.

      Isn’t there a church somewhere that still has a ducking stool? I’ve had an idea. Wonder if they’ll rent it out.

      • GreatAlbatross@feddit.ukMEnglish
        10·
        6 months ago

        If they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage.
        We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water’s customers would pay for the privilege.

        • Zip2@feddit.ukEnglish
          8·
          6 months ago

          As one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.

          • SturgiesYrFaseEnglish
            6·
            6 months ago

            I currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich cunt round with a bucket of sewage