Southern Water wants to increase its bills by £436 a year, but is not expected to get approval.
  • Zip2@feddit.ukEnglish
    8·
    6 months ago

    Now that is a nice idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that just forces them into their holiday homes abroad.

    Isn’t there a church somewhere that still has a ducking stool? I’ve had an idea. Wonder if they’ll rent it out.

    • GreatAlbatross@feddit.ukMEnglish
      10·
      6 months ago

      If they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage.
      We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water’s customers would pay for the privilege.

      • Zip2@feddit.ukEnglish
        8·
        6 months ago

        As one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.

        • SturgiesYrFaseEnglish
          6·
          6 months ago

          I currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich cunt round with a bucket of sewage