Southern Water wants to increase its bills by £436 a year, but is not expected to get approval.
  • GreatAlbatross@feddit.ukMEnglish
    10·
    6 months ago

    If they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage.
    We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water’s customers would pay for the privilege.

    • Zip2@feddit.ukEnglish
      8·
      6 months ago

      As one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.

      • SturgiesYrFaseEnglish
        6·
        6 months ago

        I currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich cunt round with a bucket of sewage