I legit thought she was mid 20s so like damn girl but also
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WHY DON’T THE ZOOMERS EVER LEAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE
Me, about to turn 38 and reading this
But I'm a zoomer and I leave my house all the time...
to visit your mom’s!
Thanks for doing that. She needs someone to hang with. Real comradely of you.
My mom is a racist and a transphobe, so I hope you brought a brick. Edit: also doing the Carnivore diet the last I heard, so if you didn’t bring a brick, time will probably suffice.
I thought the edit was gonna be a constipation joke
I mean, there are only so many ways that one can riff on the phrase “full of shit”
"I’m 37! I’m not old!"
37 is hot. Keep staying home, zoomers
I do not see any problem with this. older women are hot.
Power dynamics
Do you disagree?
No really.
Just preempting another age gap discourse.
I think burgerpunk is just saying it’s what the unions want.
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I’m in my 30s
I’m not old
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I’m not old I’m not old I yell as I bend down hearing my knees crack and go “ooof” picking something up off the floor
AAA HELP ME I AM BECOME DUST
she’s making a post on digg.com about how she spent half the morning macking on a boy toy but got cold feet when it turned out he lives at his moms still.
but got cold feet when it turned out he lives at his moms still.
why is this still a problem for people? moving out on your own now is hard as fuck, this isn’t the 90’s
Yeah but the media keeps acting like it’s the 90’s and even if living with my parents makes sense economically, I can also see how having to put up with my parents could be a deal breaker
It’s a problem when you’re the same age as the mom and realize she’s more attractive than her son, who has also revealed himself to be very skibidi Ohio.
holy fuck… digg is still around? and jesus it looks even worse than it used to back in the day
i assume it’s a zombie brand that still exists for verizon or yahoo or some other PE dumping ground to farm ad revenue.
Whatever man get it. Age is just a number (within reason of course) I hooked up with a coworker that was like 10 years my senior (I was in my mid 30s at the time) if you like someone and there is chemistry why not?
Idk man I just don’t got that dog in me
You do, you just need to call up the Baha Men.
Idk if I consider them men of action. Sure they’re great at spreading awareness by asking important questions like “who” but what did they do to help the dogbreak situation?
In the second half of the third verse there is a line that clearly marks the Men from Baha, as men of action. Saying: "Me and my white short shorts And I can’t see color, any color will do I’ll stick on you, that’s why they call me Pitbull 'Cause I’m the man of the land When they see me, they say, “Woo”
I remember when I was sixteen I chatted up a Chinese lady at a ski resort. I thought she was a high schooler, she thought I was in my late twenties.
I’m a year away and I wish someone would rizz me up. Keep at it homie. I’m sure she appreciates it.
a 37 year old will absolutely rock your dick off
go forit
I’m pretty sure 37 is like younger than the average age on this site, so I’m surprised this hasn’t been ratioed yet
I’m complaining more about the lack of young people at my events rather than 37 year olds being hot to the point of confusion
Yeah young people need to get out more, but stay off my lawn
I’m only 34
This place is such a weird meeting of ages. I think we have a couple retirees here, even.
There is a regular poster here who is approaching 80.
We also def have some 20 year olds
At this point I’m sincerely hoping we no longer have literal children. I think part of the biweekly struggle sessions, in retrospect, was just an age thing. A few years and a little bit of frontal lobe development seems like it’s gone a long way to chilling us all the fuck out lmao.
Even the least mature seeming people I see on here strike me as being at least 18. Teens tend to be… less coherent.
And my account is 4 years old! Ergo, I very well may have been interacting with 14 year olds at its inception. Yikes.
I won’t be that age at any point before the summer solstice!
There wasn’t a dead giveaway like her constantly sounding like a 2011 reddit thread?
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oh man… i’m old… i dont even know what this means
Rizz means being personable/charismatic. In this case he was hitting on her.
you’re a xentlexem and a scholar
Rizz is like the only gen younger than me slang that intuitively made sense to me. I still don’t understand how “cap” means “to lie”
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