There was someone earlier looking for someone with your expertise
Will this become the first Lemmy in joke?
Oh it Already is.
literal shitpost
I’d argue it’s quite the opposite.
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The
giftpoop that keeps on givingaccuracy of data is questionable cause after 12 days without visiting toilet you would die ☠
Nah, a friend of mine has a bowel condition and he poops about once every two weeks. I shudder to imagine what it’s like when it actually happens though.
Maybe he’s dead but his battery isn’t.
/r/nopoop.
/c/nopoop fixed it for you
I hope your replapse on that second addiction is the only word ending on “lapse” you’ll experience.
Its okay they are pros at it.
Holup. People track dookies?
Find the Lemmy user “mizu”. They’ve been posting things about needing to hold in their poo for several days and it’s become a huge meme on Lemmy. Still not sure they are serious or if it’s performance art
mizu is providing updates in a different thread lol
Maybe in 10yrs time it will be immortalised in ‘Lemmy Museum’ as one of Lemmys first memes. Like Reddits Jolly Rancher or broken arms stories.
Any idea how to link to a user here?
8 months no alcohol here;)
4 weeks no feaces
Congrats. It ain’t easy (I’m assuming you had a problem and aren’t quitting for fun, lol) but it does get a little easier everyday. Remember not to drop your guard, though, because that addict is just waiting for a chance to grab the wheel again!
You haven’t pooped??
Congrats.
Now no poop for 4 days.
??? 12 d 12h…
Apparently they’re already on 12 days…
Hmmm. Been eating boiled eggs and peanut butter?
A ciggy might help with the poo…
Congrats on the smoking!
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Wtf ! Pooping 🤮🤮
Shitzen poopens
