For a moment, I thought, this was a Not-The-Onion headline, that some US court had decided they can’t regulate guns, because they’re musical instruments, actually.
Imagine it is. A Texas Ranger sidles up to you menacingly. What do you do?
Well, obviously, I pull out my M3 tactical banjotgun and start blasting …the finest damn tunes that Texas Ranger heard in their whole life.
He’s taken cover behind a cello and is palm fingering A minor. He’s looking in your direction
He’s fingering WHAT
I always avoid people playing guns in public. They’re too damn loud and are probably trying to collect money, thus I feel anxious trying to just pass by. Sometimes I just walk different paths to avoid those gun people.
What are the tunes they’re usually strumming?
Dunno about op, but I usually try to avoid when they play 9mm on minor, or a 5.56 Quartett
Instructions unclear, stringed instruments are now lethal.
