Well?

InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Sheen set to play Biden in an upcoming biopic about the 2020 election, opposite Hogan to portray Trump

the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Omfg, that sounds insane and amazing

Quick, where’s the lathe?!?!

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Charlie Sheen confirmed Hulk Hogan’s brother, Brother

casskaydee [she/her]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Hulks given name is Julque Estevez

InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

/thread

MaxOS [he/him]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Hulk Hogan and Charlie Sheen seen getting into a drunken fist fight at a Sunset Blvd. Chipotle.

krolden · 9 months ago

That’s not news, that’s a Thursday afternoon

InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Excellent point.

Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Peter Thiel scrambles to deploy a private security detail to break it up - his assets should not be in contact with eachother

InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

“I’m very sorry to interrupt this - the 8,109,134,389th - segment on Trump but CNN has an exclusive report on this important breaking news…”

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Hulk Hogan rats out Charlie’s Coke dealers for trying to unionize

InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

The background photos are a hint. Chuck “Charlie” Schumer and Mike “Hunk” Johnson just did something awful bipartisanly.

Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net · 9 months ago

Report: Make It Stop