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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up112·7 months agoHow do you accidentally have sex?
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81arrow-down1·7 months agoYou can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·7 months agoIt’s like a cartoon of my life! … ok not really.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 months agoYou’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·7 months agoOnly ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·7 months agoMaybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
minus-squarelessthanluigi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-27 months ago“No Hetero” 🤣 Made me laugh way too hard. I’m saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.
minus-squareAnamana@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up27·edit-27 months ago Be at an orgy Have sex with someone you didn’t intend to f ??? Profit
minus-squaretroybot [he/him]@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up20·7 months agoThere’d be no way of knowing
minus-squareAlpacaChariot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 months agoHaha thanks, I forgot about this gem! Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
minus-squareisolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 months agolots of alcohol I’m guessing
minus-squarePoliticalAgitator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down7·edit-27 months agoExactly. It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
How do you accidentally have sex?
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
It’s like a cartoon of my life!
… ok not really.
You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
Man, MTV must have been so cool
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
“No Hetero” 🤣
Made me laugh way too hard.
I’m saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.
Fiction
There’d be no way of knowing
Haha thanks, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
lots of alcohol I’m guessing
how do you not
Lots of alcohol usually
Exactly. It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.