Yes Tim Apple, the inventor of the Apple computer

I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees

I’d like to think mass extinction of livestock would help stop climate change, but then capitalism would just invent a meat cloning factory that would produce double the methane

I wonder why nobody reads news from legitimate sources anymore.

No they list the ingredients on the front of the box. Fruit and Loops.

The art department came up with this spooky graphic and then they had to put out an article to go with it

Pokemon Go to the polls

Yeah you’ve got it. Stop letting them get away with it.

That Supreme Court justice nomination that was stolen by McConnell

Wicconana forever

To learn more google “Rule 34 Vatican mascot”

How is it even a surprise? Racism is the entire platform of Trump’s campaign.

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif

And the cops execute the warrant at the wrong address, unloading all their rounds into him because he’s wearing a hoodie while playing with a toy gun in a public park in Cleveland.

Yeah Kamala did something potentially inappropriate once so we better put her under the microscope. Meanwhile Trump literally got people killed on January 6 but that’s just what he does so no big deal I guess.

hope you and the kids are well Gerald has hemroids xoxoxo

You’ll be even more excited when the 2028 campaign starts in three weeks!

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell

A Hezbollah fighter can beat off two Israelis at the same time

Actually he’s referring to Vudu, the movie streaming app.