You know you love to see it
july 1st is the day when reddit becomes unusable
“We didn’t start the fire”
You don’t even need to change the lyrics that much…
Hello, my name is Stevie Hoffman and I’m a dumb white guy
I’m not old or new, but middle school, fifth grade, like junior high
I don’t know mofo, if y’all peeps be buggin’ givin’ props to my hoe 'cause she fly
But I can take the heat 'cause I’m the other white meat known as “Kid funky fried”
Yeah, I’m hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don’t shine
'Cause I’m kind of like Hans Solo, always stroking my own wookie
I’m the root of all that’s evil, yea, but you can call me Spezzie
The roof is on fire. We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn. Burn mutherfucker burn
- Coal Chamber
- Michael Scott
While we are all here, enjoying memes :)
Spez: I didn’t do it.
