• villainy@lemmy.world
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      I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
        Click the link and bide the danger
        Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
        What would have followed if you had.

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        Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.

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      Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.

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      She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.

      And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.

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      me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.

      Eating starts

      me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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      7 months ago

      I read your warning, and I still clicked the link. And then I threw up a little in my mouth.

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      7 months ago

      this is why i still love the internet, despite all the crap

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        7 months ago

        Come join the Mayo Club.

        The first rule of Mayo Club is; just have some fun, no pressure, just good people enjoying a good condiment.

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      Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time