You name an island in the western pacific and we’ve tried to get our grubby, vegemite stained hands on it. And China has been helping these nations actually be more than just another tourist trap for obnoxious drunk bogans.

So naturally, China doing this is the worst humans rights abuse in history, maybe ever.

Good. I hope Australia stays losing as long as we are digging shit out of the ground to fatten rich fucks’ pockets.

Is this kind of thing what people are mad about when they say China is Imperialist?