InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago🎶 But I'm a man, yes I am / And I can't help but drink you downhexbear.netimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up142arrow-down1image🎶 But I'm a man, yes I am / And I can't help but drink you downhexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square20fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoImagine the piss you’d need to take after downing the xl size of that thing, ugh just shivering in my pantaloons thinking about it.
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-29 months ago“Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?” “Amateur… Behold.” He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER. “Oh! You’re not chug that all at once. Are you?” Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp. “Oh, fuck.” “Go home and get your shine box.”
Imagine the piss you’d need to take after downing the xl size of that thing, ugh just shivering in my pantaloons thinking about it.
“Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?”
“Amateur… Behold.” He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.
“Oh! You’re not chug that all at once. Are you?”
Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.
“Oh, fuck.”
“Go home and get your shine box.”
along with some kidney stones