• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      9 months ago

      “Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?”

      “Amateur… Behold.” He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.

      “Oh! You’re not chug that all at once. Are you?”

      Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.

      “Oh, fuck.”

      “Go home and get your shine box.”