InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago🎶 But I'm a man, yes I am / And I can't help but drink you downhexbear.netimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up142arrow-down1image🎶 But I'm a man, yes I am / And I can't help but drink you downhexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square20fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-29 months ago“Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?” “Amateur… Behold.” He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER. “Oh! You’re not chug that all at once. Are you?” Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp. “Oh, fuck.” “Go home and get your shine box.”
“Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?”
“Amateur… Behold.” He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.
“Oh! You’re not chug that all at once. Are you?”
Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.
“Oh, fuck.”
“Go home and get your shine box.”