• BrooklynManOP
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      1 year ago

      well, obviously! can’t keep it in my tennis bag-- that’s where I store US nuclear secrets!

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    I love how the narrative just keeps changing. First, I don’t have any classified documents…, then I declassified them with my mind… and now I didn’t even know they were there!

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      1 year ago

      weren’t you listening? they’re in my shower! and my ballroom! and my (lol) golf bag!!

      Future school children will delight as this period of US History turns into a dark comedy.