Also these houses tend to be pretty nice so like, I know you can fucking afford to go get some land in the country fucker. Sure your commute will be longer by wtf are you living in the city if you can’t handle mild inconveniences?

I actually would love to go fuck off to some cabin in Vermont but sadly I can’t work remote yet, if ever, and regardless I don’t have the money yet. You can tho but apparently you chose to live near the noisy brown people you hate for some reason.