I guess life wont be so bad as a mute
Meesa piss n shit all ova da place!
As someone who looks and talks like Jar Jar Binks I see this as a W.
Taking talk and then pretending to be mute seems like the only answer to me
or get one of those throat cancer robot voice box things. those are pretty dope anyway
Talk because I can just be a highly offensive femboy
And probably make a career out of it
Mmmm
Do I get his athleticism? He can jump super high. And he can breathe underwater or at least hold his breath for a very long time. And the ladys will sure like that long tongue. So I would gladly take his looks.
Look. I can talk my way out of looking like him.
Idk man, I feel like I could make that tongue work for me with the ladies at the corner bar.
Look like jar jar, he actually kinda has a sick design. Plus his swimming capabilities may be useful if the ice caps melt.
Meesa takin an oath of silence!
Nooo! Meesa want the body instead!!
What if I want both…
If you looked like JJB at least your government will take you apart so you won’t have to endure it for long
The voice. I wouldn’t need to kill myself, an angry would do it for me.