Not the headline with “Rupert Murdoch” and “at 92” I was hoping for.
I never imagined I would be so glad to see so many people shuffle off. I guess that’s getting older for ya.
There’s an aphorism that science progresses one funeral at a time, but I wonder if the same could be said of culture.
Akira Toriyama kicks the bucket but this asshole is not only still kicking, but remarried at 92? Cruel fucking world.
Fucking right
:( Hadn’t heard about Toriyama, and thought he must be older.
Why won’t the goddamn ghoul die? Its dessicated husk is barely human to begin with.
Just gives me more opportunity to save up lots and lots of piss
Explosive diarrhea is a far better idea.
Removed by mod
I think his offsprings aren’t far from his mindset.
Maybe they’ll fight over his empire and tear it apart.
God damn it, that headline got my hopes up for a second.
I feel your pain. I too was excited for a moment.
No shit! Even when I was at “for the 6th” time, I somehow was deeply invested in reading he “engaged in dying for the 6th time”.
How connected is the new fiancée to the FSB?
I’m not sure you wanna know the answer to that.
Why won’t he fucking die already.
Vampires
This is the one, guys! This is it!
Skeksis. Got to steal the life force from these women to survive.
She wants his money.
Such a cynical take
I’m sure she’s motivated purely by his 92-year-old dick and his beautiful soul
Fucking gross
Every time I see this dude he looks a little more like junior soprano
I don’t begrudge any 67 year-old woman for marrying a hot, dumb Australian guy.