$800 to pet a cat. The cat likes being petted and his name is Jim.
Am I expected to pay or be paid the $800?
Your choice
You wouldn’t download a cat.
FUCK YOU I WOULD IF I COULD
Yes, I would accept getting paid $800 to pet a cat. I’d take less, but now that you made the offer I’ll just take that offer.
Fuck no, that’s way too much.
I’ll pay $801 to pet the cat!
I like where this is going. $801.01 to pet the cat.
$801.01 and 1 peso
This sounds like a trick. Are you going to sell my organs?
Depends wether I’m paying or being paid. Also what type of cat? That could be anywhere from a tame kitten to a fully grown tiger
My skin is sensitive to fur, but I’ll gladly pet a cat if I get paid $800.
Not sure I can afford to pay you 800 but I would really like to pet Jim…
I can pet my own cat for free
Keep the money, I’ll just pet Jimmy for free
Jim sounds nice. I’d pet him for free, even without the $800
How long do I get to pet the cat, and do I need to clean up his poops?
I accept your offer of giving me $800 to pet this cat named Jim. That should cover my travel expenses. When we doing this?
Sure, how often will I get paid? Can I do this from home?
No, I’ve met Jim he’s a total asshole
