The arrest comes after a string of vehicle and property thefts in the area.
  • DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyzEnglish
    56·
    9 个月前

    Nut doesn’t fall far from the tree. I wonder how she’s gonna spin this one. Poor bastard. Can you imagine having that as your mother?

  • vexikron@lemmy.zip
    44·
    9 个月前

    Ok, so if I am reading this rap sheet right… he was breaking into cars, stealing drivers licenses and car insurance/registration/loan documentation and also impersonating people based on the documentation he did have to get the documentation he did not have to basically try to illegally sell the cars eventually, or possibly arrange an illegitimate title transfer to himself, and also doing all this with a bunch of his not yet adult friends.

    What an idiot.

    • SeabassDan@lemmy.world
      25·
      9 个月前

      It almost seems like it’s a pretty big operation and we’re not really getting the full scope of how much he was actually able to steal, and this is just what they were actually able to pin on him.

      • PowerCrazyEnglish
        27·
        9 个月前

        Sounds like par for the course as a failson of a US Senator. Maybe he’ll eventually be a board member of a Ukranian Energy Company.

  • grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world
    211·
    9 个月前

    So much here.

    They live in a town called Rifle and he was arrested in a town called Silt. I’m losing the will to live just reading those names.

    Meanwhile the victims range in age from a toddler to a senior citizen. And the kids he was arrested with are all younger so he’s some kind of ring leader. This is not going to end well for him. Or his kid. Yes, Boebert referred to him as “an adult and father”.

    Sigh.

      • grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world
        81·
        9 个月前

        It’s just not very inspiring. Makes me think of dried up river beds. There’s a lot of things you can name a town. Silt and Rifle do not lead me to believe there’s a lot of intellectual stimulation. More desperately trying to scrape a living out of scrub brush and rocks. Maybe it’s really nice. What do I know.

        silt noun

        1. fine sand, clay, or other material carried by running water and deposited as a sediment, especially in a channel or harbour

        verb

        1. become filled or blocked with silt

        Example: the river’s mouth had silted up

  • AZERTY@feddit.nl
    19·
    9 个月前

    Six victims are listed in the summary, with ages ranging from a three-year-old toddler to a 64-year-old.

    I’d really love to know what he took from the toddler tbh.

  • Luci@lemmy.caEnglish
    201·
    9 个月前

    That mugshot looks like he’s got a future as the subject of a true crime podcast

      • Luci@lemmy.caEnglish
        3·
        9 个月前

        No. I don’t think thats it. He looks like the kind of highschool father whos gonna end up on the news

    • pingvenoEnglish
      8·
      9 个月前

      Start a House investigation committee! Did he get secret money from China or Russia?

  • Jo Miran
    151·
    9 个月前

    Everything about this mugshot screams 1983.

    • pingvenoEnglish
      6·
      9 个月前

      Rifle, CO, population 10k. The police department’s camera is probably from 1983.

  • ULS
    9·
    9 个月前

    Well you have to remember who his mother and father are. He probably had a shitty life.

    • rem26_art@kbin.social
      7·
      9 个月前

      as far as i can tell that means something like being in possession of someone else’s credit card or debit card or the like with intent to use it

  • WashedAnus [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    2·
    9 个月前

    I mean, what else would you do when you found out your mom was doing over-the-pants stuff at Beetlejuice and people were calling that a handjob???