“Scream not working because space make deaf.”
I need this on a T-shirt and I think I want to use that as the title track to my album.
I will buy that album based on title alone.
It’s an industrial metal album, right?
Polka, actually!
Thank you so much for this
E G G D E M O N
But who IS bad milk blood robot?
This guy
Uh oh, he eat bad noodle. But not egg demon one!
In my mind he was bad milk, blood robot.
Not bad, milk blood, robot. Yours makes much more sense.
Well, given that there is only one robot on the entire ship (the exoframe carrier thing she uses to throw the alien into the airlock doesn’t count since it’s not autonomous), and he is both bad and has milk blood, it wasn’t THAT hard to figure out…
But who was phone?
I love that as a bad name
I love that a showdown to the death with a terrifying alien is described as “hard working” like it’s a bad day at the office.
For Ripley, it was!? :-P
Kicking ass is hard work!
Well, the Nostromo was a tug boat for a whole oil refinery, and the eponymous alien chowed down on Ripley’s crew. And shit went sideways because corporate had this brilliant idea that derailed everything that was going right. It really was just a bad day the office.
Average Hongkonger moment
While this is funny, I’m pretty sure it isn’t real (or it was intentionally written poorly)- It doesn’t make any sense in Chinese either, and most people in Hong Kong know English at least somewhat.
The grammar is not what you’d expect from a Chinese to English translation, at all.
Well, with the advancements in AI, shitposters can no longer rely on “An AI wrote this! Haha, so funny!” for their blatantly made up posts. I guess “Look at this poor translation! Haha, so funny!” is all they have left at this point.
Scream not working because space make deaf.
The story of my life right there
It’s both absolutely spot on and so far gone from reality that it’s entered a new realm of perception.
This looks to forced to be real
It’s just badly translated.
Aneurism posting
Eh, this is more Backstroke of the West than an aneurysm.
TOO MANY egg
I always said it was the bad noodles!
Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon
Almost sounds like a Scooby Doo ripoff.
WTF dude?? No spoiler alert?!
I would see that movie and i wouldn’t even need to watch a trailer.
I need more of these
Future city, always rain. Man with sad eyes hunt machine people who look like real people. Machine people want more time to live, not happy being throw away. Big building man make machine people, but no heart for their wanting. Sad eyes man find machine lady, she not know she machine. They run, but other machine people want live more, find sad eyes man. Big fight on roof, rain pouring, machine man save sad eyes man, why? He just want see things, feel life. Bird fly in rain, machine man stop working. Sad eyes man think, what mean to be alive? Machine lady and he try escape, but future dark, uncertain. Is love real if heart beep by battery?
Future city, always rain.
Blade Runner.
Only took those 4 words, good work op.
Big foot tiny man find shiny circle thing in dirt. Old man with pointy hat say circle thing is big trouble, must go far away to fire mountain for destroy. Tiny man and friends - some tiny, some tall, one shiny circle lover - go on big walk with trees and scary flying things. They meet beard men, arrow boy, and shiny sword man, all join for adventure. Big eye always watching, wanting shiny circle back. Lots of walking, fighting with green ugly creatures, and tiny man getting tired. Big spider scare, shiny circle lover betray, but fire mountain close. Can tiny man throw shiny circle in fire? Big fight, eagle save, and long boat trip for pointy hat man. Who will be hero? Shiny circle big problem, but friendship bigger.
