With poverty soaring, unelected leaders of island kingdom continue undeterred with their wmd program:
“It left the submarine but it just went plop, right next to them.”
Militaristic regime offered further explanations: "The whole point of the hundreds of billions we are spending on the nuclear weapons programme is that it is supposed to work.”
At the same time, food bank use is soaring
the best comment i’ve seen about this story is “british sailors fill water with missile”
this is not that comment, this is just a tribute
This is just one of many recent public failings of an island kingdom in deep turmoil. The hereditary ruler, Charles Philip Arthur George, is reportedly ill with cancer. However, intelligence officials believe that he is, in fact, already dead - executed by his own son, Henry Charles Albert David, as revenge for the assassination of his mother - Charles’ ex-wife - Diana Frances Spencer.
you got me, I fell for the bit
Got me too
You would have got me if I hadn’t seen that news already
But I provided new enlightening quotes from the guardian 🥺
“Common hermit kingdom fail.”
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