With poverty soaring, unelected leaders of island kingdom continue undeterred with their wmd program:
“It left the submarine but it just went plop, right next to them.”
Militaristic regime offered further explanations: "The whole point of the hundreds of billions we are spending on the nuclear weapons programme is that it is supposed to work.”
At the same time, food bank use is soaring
This is just one of many recent public failings of an island kingdom in deep turmoil. The hereditary ruler, Charles Philip Arthur George, is reportedly ill with cancer. However, intelligence officials believe that he is, in fact, already dead - executed by his own son, Henry Charles Albert David, as revenge for the assassination of his mother - Charles’ ex-wife - Diana Frances Spencer.