How society would look if the government would finally use our tax dollars to do something useful such as constructing an ominous orb made completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
The golden gate bridge is already humming for us, fyi: https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article271063192.html
SIR, STOP! THE ORB HAS DETECTED YOU ARE ENGAGING IN PUBLIC URINATION. STOP. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. Gasps THE ORB HAS DECIDED TO GRANT YOU MERCY
That’s some Evangelion shit
Ia! Shub Niggurath
I’ll get the positron rifle, you get the entire power grid of Japan. We’ll meet up for drinks after, sound good?
I want Misato Katsuragi to throw beer cans at my head until I cannot remember my own name.
A man can dream
Get in the fuckin robot!
Operation Rustys Blanket
Orders Regarding Bodyguard
How much black stuff that’s in the ground water in Ohio
Political Party #1: THERE’S A BLACK ORB! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Political Party #2: The Black Orb is our saviour, embrace the Black Orb.
How do Black Orb and Glow Cloud’s opinion on foreign policy compare?
I’m still on the fence.
All hail the orb, for it is vast and all knowing
Vegas moment
It’s finally done? Glad to see some of thaose taxpayer dollars going to good use.
Do you guys think I look fat in this pic? be honest!
Ol’ Round Biggie
Ol’ Round Bastard
O R B
