Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.
Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.
Is it just me or is there an untranscribed vowel in the “mal dumcail” inscription? Looks more like “maul” than “mal” to me
KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…
George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.
What if I see him murdering someone?
Hey, we’re learning, okay?
Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!
That’s nose pocky
Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
Daim, that’s a sweet erth
pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!
Have you tried giving it a handjob?