She should get a hobby then. Like hot dog eating champion
Westminster Dog Show is gonna be must see tv.
Doorknob cleaning.
“I’m an incel”
Cool story bro
I heard she’s got something huge and sinister planned for the upcoming Pennzoil 400 presented by Jiffy Lube.
She can go back to being an unknown nobody now /s
One can hope I guess.
I’m just tired of all the noise about Kelcie/Swift romance and the general public’s fascination for/against it.
I sat through the superbowl because family gathering.
I thought it was mildly dumb that they kept occasionally switching over to Taylor Swift’s booth. “DID WE MENTION POPULAR WOMAN IS ALSO HERE? LOOK AT THE CELEBRITY.”
She got more screen time than most of the commercials. My guess is the NFL wanted to hook the younger audience to show them how much she cares about the game so the next generation can also ignore the 99% of professional football players getting CTE.
I would be shocked if she was on screen for more than one total minute across the entire game.
I’ve seen 1,842+ football fans crying about Taylor Swift and approximately 0 Taylor Swift fans crying about the super bowl.
Sorry salty football boiz, Taylor Swift matters to people more than one night a year. 🤷
Did you read it? This is satire about how she, a mega star, will obviously not leave the spotlight.
I feel like you probably know what The Onion is, but the comment makes it seem like you took it seriously or only responded to the headline. Apologies if you did understand and I’m explaining something you already knew.
She can go back to being an unknown nobody now /s
