NEW YORK—Realizing her 15 minutes of fame had come to an abrupt end, a depressed Taylor Swift told reporters Monday that she was going to miss being in the spotlight now that the Super Bowl was over. “I guess it’s just me and my cats now that the big game has drawn to a close,” said the disheveled, sweatpants-wearing…
I sat through the superbowl because family gathering.
I thought it was mildly dumb that they kept occasionally switching over to Taylor Swift’s booth. “DID WE MENTION POPULAR WOMAN IS ALSO HERE? LOOK AT THE CELEBRITY.”