It takes a pillage to raze a child.
I’m making custom cards for Cards Against Humanity and this is gold
The other side of the poll has a questionnaire about how to prepare a 1day blinding stew.
Where could someone obtain this mysterious knowledge?
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The non-Fandom wiki is better.
Is a porridge out of the question? Are soups a no-go? How about a simple Broth of Blinding for One Day? Does it really have to be a stew?
Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
raises hand I’m that kind of sociopath.
Broth is to weak.
I guess a soup might do.
Personally, I’d go with the blinding burrito.
CMV: Porridge is a kind of soup (and so are cereals)
I agree that porridge is a soup, since it’s cooked all together. A bowl of cereal’s constituent parts can also be eaten independently so I believe that makes it a salad.
But what about hot cereals?
Hot salad. Mmm
You don’t have to make most of them hot. Overnight oats, grits, and quinoa are things.
Oatmeal needs to be hot, and quinoa is horrible.
Shut up!
They hated Jesus because he was telling the truth
I love that Alan Wagner’s IRL shitposts are becoming so popular the past week lol
Epic child blindness moment
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Less of an American thing, and more of a Shitpost thing.
Shit posting from the Darkages
I can’t decide whether or not this is a genuine comment and it’s fucking hilarious
I’m confused as well. I assume that the suggestion is not to poison the child, but what is it?
one day blinding stew
It’s a joke. This is the advice that a witch would give in a fairy tale.
Or from a Minecraft player
Europeans fear the blind stew.
Sounds like someone needs a bowl of blinding stew.
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Then watch her learn how to echolocate and then blind him permanently 🤦
Jesus Christ. Kids do stupid shit like that. They don’t even say how old the kid is. You literally could just removed at them and make them stop if they were old enough. Or put something harmless but bad tasting on a wig or something and have the kid chew on that, breaking the cycle.
Why do people have to be like this?
I can’t tell if this comment is bait
This is the “I eat dirt” guy right? 🤣
Just being you is enough, I guess.