Personally, I like pissing in sinks but it can be great fun to piss on other people’s cars.
One time my roommate pissed in the oven. We discovered this when my other roommate attempted to bake some chicken fingies. We thought our house was being chemically attacked.
I like to piss freely into the wind whenever the urge arises
- Beside the toilet
- Around the toilet
- Under the toilet
- Above the toilet
You forgot into the toilet tank
Nobody loves the feeling of pissing in their dreams? 8 year old me had a great time
Off a tall cliff
The Ocean, a rock, forest, electric-fence, urinal, in the pool
inside exposed electrical wiring systems
Other people’s pants.
“How did you do that?”
Dunno, bro. Magic!
Next time I poop my pants at work, whether accidental or on purpose, I’m going to blame whoever the biggest asshole on shift is. Maybe I can frame them for pooping into my pants without my consent.
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Electrical sockets. Spicy!
Shower
ur mom
