Personally, I like pissing in sinks but it can be great fun to piss on other people’s cars.

  • BlinkerFluid
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    2 years ago

    Other people’s pants.

    “How did you do that?”

    Dunno, bro. Magic!

    • PeterPoopshitOPM
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      2 years ago

      Next time I poop my pants at work, whether accidental or on purpose, I’m going to blame whoever the biggest asshole on shift is. Maybe I can frame them for pooping into my pants without my consent.