Nah this is an entire genre of conservative grift brought to you by the same dudes curing what ails them with colloidal silver and keeping all their wealth in gold. Jim Bakker was hawking bunker buckets in the 80’s and 90’s if not earlier.
Third commercial is “did you drink so much sugar water that your pancreas told you to go fuck yourself and stopped working? Are you really really fat? Ask your doctor about Ozempic today!”
I’ve been about the same amount of fat since the day i was born. Why? Probably some weird chemicals got to me as a fetus. Or the poisonous shit the FDA allowed in food i ate as a baby. Who knows.
I have just stopped watching TV because of ads, anything I watch is or online with adblock; but every once in a while I’ll go and visit my brother or parents and see some and TBH the most terrifying ones are those that are trying to do ironic or cringe millennial humor. Or just medication advertisements in general, those are cognitohazards
Nah this is an entire genre of conservative grift brought to you by the same dudes curing what ails them with colloidal silver and keeping all their wealth in gold. Jim Bakker was hawking bunker buckets in the 80’s and 90’s if not earlier.
One commercial is like: Hoard a bunch of food you’ll probably never eat you terrified fat fucking hog.
The next commercial is like: children are going hungry in America, won’t you please donate to help feed poor children?
America is such a sick fucking place.
Third commercial is “did you drink so much sugar water that your pancreas told you to go fuck yourself and stopped working? Are you really really fat? Ask your doctor about Ozempic today!”
I’ve been about the same amount of fat since the day i was born. Why? Probably some weird chemicals got to me as a fetus. Or the poisonous shit the FDA allowed in food i ate as a baby. Who knows.
I have just stopped watching TV because of ads, anything I watch is
or online with adblock; but every once in a while I’ll go and visit my brother or parents and see some and TBH the most terrifying ones are those that are trying to do ironic or cringe millennial humor. Or just medication advertisements in general, those are cognitohazards
I’m still stacking Bakker Buckets, I’ve got 620 tons of cheesy broccoli to see me through the rapture.
That’s a lot of broccoli, I feel bad for whoever is sharing a bunker with you.
the fools! i keep all my wealth in silver and cure what ails me with colloidal gold!
It’s literally the millenarian double down when the prophecy fails demographic
Exactly