• Abnorc@lemm.ee
    10·
    10 months ago

    Elves have standards.

    Be polite.

    Be efficient.

    Have a plan to kill every orc you meet.

    • credit crazy@lemmy.world
      2·
      10 months ago

      My party does not care for me at all.

      I’m an assassin not a crazed elf.

      What’s the difference. Well ones a job and the other is a mental sickness.

      Gibliy put frodo on the communication spell.