Grayox to Memes · 11 months agoGotta stay grounded.imagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1843arrow-down143
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minus-squarealtasshet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up62·11 months agoSolution: Rocket propelled guillotines
minus-squarezout@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 months agoI’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up5·edit-211 months agoHydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoWhy was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
minus-squareHotsauceHurricane@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoThe main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoJust reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
minus-squareinterolivary@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoMore cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
minus-squareMeetInPotatoeslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoThis sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoThey are carbon-negative.
minus-squareEldritch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months ago50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.
Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
They are also used to cut firewood.
The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
They are carbon-negative.
50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.