That’s a big part of why i put bars in the “under 30 minutes travel” category: I don’t want a lot of loud, raucous, drunk people flooding the neighborhood at 2 am after the loud, raucous building full of drunk people finally turns the volume down… But I also want people to have access to the things they like regardless of how I feel about them.

The whole point of the added facilities and all my stipulations was to create a rat utopia for humans — somewhere everyone feels fulfilled — not my own personalized hell where all the loud obnoxious party rats keep me (or any of my nonconsenting neighbors) up until 2 when I gotta be up in 4 hours for work.

And my asshole opinion is that if a 30 minute wait before you can get shitfaced is so unbearable you’re willing to risk your life and others’, you reeeeeaaaaaalllllllyyyy need to be kept away from intoxicants, not have easier access. I mean hell, if it’s that bad just go to the grocery store that has every drug known to humans. It’s cheaper and closer.

So fuck it, disencentivize driving by an ordinance that forbids parking anything bigger than a bicycle within a 30 minute walk of the bar, not by making it easier to become alcoholic. Plus it’s my hypothetical ideal, and no one has cars anyway.