• HiddenLayer5OP
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    3 years ago

    Santa: What do you want for Christmas?

    Me: A dragon!

    Santa: Be realistic.

    Me: A socialist United States!

    Santa: So… what colour do you want your dragon?

    Me, holding back tears: Soviet flag red?

    • Josh_Drake@lemmygrad.ml
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      3 years ago

      Communist China is a much superior Christmas gift anyways. People need to stop acting like a hateful declining world power on the verge of collapse not turning Communist is going to equal world apocalypse.