ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoA hate crimelemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1520arrow-down122
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minus-squareM500linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agoThat’s awesome! Now I want to commit reverse crimes. Like breaking into someone’s house, but instead of stealing their TV, I just upgrade it to a top of the line one and leave a mess of boxes and styrofoam so it’s obvious it’s been replaced in the middle of the night.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoCan you break into my house and do the laundry?
That’s awesome!
Now I want to commit reverse crimes.
Like breaking into someone’s house, but instead of stealing their TV, I just upgrade it to a top of the line one and leave a mess of boxes and styrofoam so it’s obvious it’s been replaced in the middle of the night.
Feel free to stop by anytime
Can you break into my house and do the laundry?