• BrooklynMan
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    7411 months ago

    I’ll give you preview:

    Everyone: stop this! you’ll kill reddit!

    Spez: eat shit! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

    there. i just saved you a ton of time and frustration

    • OOFshoot
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      2711 months ago

      “We wanted the user to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment by struggling through the dog-shit Reddit interface.”

      • @XLRV
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        1911 months ago

        Lmao, they’ll probably beat the EA comment for the record of the most downvoted post/comment, if Reddit doesn’t rig the score.

        • @CmdrShepard@lemmy.one
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          1011 months ago

          Followed by reddit announcing that they’re removing the downvote button because it’s “used for harrassment.”

          • @XLRV
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            511 months ago

            “We’re locking this post because we’re being brigaded by trolls”

          • OOFshoot
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            511 months ago

            They’ve had fake accounts to try and make the website look busier and they’ve edited other people’s comments. Is there anything else equally immoral they’ve done that I don’t know about?

    • @pkulak@beehaw.org
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      1911 months ago

      Or he will just answer a few comments way down the page that don’t ask anything difficult and ignore the top 20.

      • @Whaines
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        1011 months ago

        He’ll just manipulate the votes like he’s edited user’s comments in the past.

        • @Heimchen
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          211 months ago

          Are the fast enough? I mean, they could try deleting them but editing takes time

    • @Tangentism
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      11 months ago

      Spez: eat shit! You will all be my slaves in the apocalypse!

    • LinkOpensChest.wav
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      711 months ago

      Ok but what I crave are all the horrible puns and recycled insults. It will be like the grand finale fireworks display of reddit.

    • @Xer0
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      411 months ago

      He’ll probably edit everyone’s comments again.