“I could be wrong, but I vaguely remember that he was maybe this guy lying down on a beach?” a resident of Phoenix said.

[Staire]

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—As Chris Christie prepares to announce a 2024 White House bid, Americans are struggling to remember who he is again.

  • theothermatt_bEnglish
    4•11 months ago

    that’s the bridge guy, right? lol

    • BrooklynManOPEnglish
      0•11 months ago

      wasn’t he the crack-smoking mayor of Toronto? 🤣

      • TretiakEnglish
        1•11 months ago

        Removed by mod